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A choader is a cock that is as long as it is wide.
I went to bang this chick, but she got so frightened by my paint-can lookin' choader that she ran away.
choader by 444 May 13, 2005
Die Hard With A Vengeance? More like Die Hard With A Choader.
choader by Spike Jonez October 24, 2004
An individual in possession of a choad, either iterally or used as an insult.
Poor fellow, turns out he's a choader.

Get the fuck out of my face you choader!
choader by Big Pete December 3, 2003
one who likes to choad
i am a choader
Choader choad boy
Choader by Farmersbread November 19, 2019
A jobless, middle age, man that usually lives in his grandmas or parents basement that plays video games all day and jacks off with Cheetos dust.
In your town due to choader’s there is a Cheetos shortage. (2 per customer)
Choader by Long and left October 14, 2022