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officiate 

- To perform the duties and functions of an office or a position of authority.
- To serve as an officiant.
- Sports. To serve as a referee or umpire.
A man got sick because of a-fish-he-ate.
officiate by H.T.J March 26, 2005
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officite 

One who enjoys watching office and prefers it much more then scrubs.
Person 1: Hey did you catch the episode of The Office yesterday?
Person 2: Nah, I'm not really an officite
officite by onlineidiot1994 May 23, 2008

offticated 

When you're frustrated that you can't catch kids in the ditch.
The best hunter in the world is offticated that he couldn't catch me tonight.

officetel 

asian word meaning multi-purpose building with residential and commercial units
오피스텔 officetel
officetel by koreansht99 June 1, 2023
A unique state of being that combines extreme frustration, saltiness, and a lingering sense of spiteful disappointment. It occurs when someone is visibly annoyed because things didn't go their way, or because someone else succeeded where they failed. Unlike being just "pissed," being ofticated implies that the person is being eaten alive from the inside by their own bitterness. It’s the feeling of a sore loser who tries to act like they don't care, but their face says otherwise.

Origin: Derived from the Romanian word "ofticat" (historically linked to tuberculosis/consumption), suggesting a frustration so deep it literally consumes you.
Example 1:

Person A: "Why is Steven ignoring everyone and slamming his keyboard?"

Person B: "He’s just ofticated because I beat him 5-0 in FIFA. He’s a total sore loser."

Example 2:
“Don’t be so ofticated just because she got the last slice of pizza. You’ll survive.”
Ofticated by Esiom May 11, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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