splinkey is an alternative word for schplino; usually harsher on terms. A splinkey is characterized by being a cockamole, a ziggurat, and a schplino: forming an ultimate whirlwind of trio terms, causing splinkey. Splinkey is a goofball and looks like a box or like an angry bird ready to explode!
WARNING!!11! IF YOU SEE A SPLINKEY, SHOUT OUT SCHPLINO! HE WILL TURN BACK INTO A GOOD SPLINKEY!!!!11!

look at the cockamole, oh no i mean splinkey!
look at the fat splinkey!
come here splinkey!

splinkey by MikelDaZiggurat January 3, 2022

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Splinking

the Art of milking a yak with your weakest hand, many people take their entire lives to perfect this art, others take their lives just finding out what the fuck it means.

Typical Chinese:In order to find true enlightenment you must splink
DoucheLOL: Y0 doode what is teh splinking and shiet
Typical Chinese:Shut your filthy bitch mouth and find out yourself you lazy cockslice!

Splinking by Brunstwig March 11, 2013

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Splinkety Splonk

The sound your brain makes when it runs out of ideas...

think, think, think...uh-oh - Splinkety Splonk

Splinkety Splonk by Ricci Pleszkan October 29, 2004

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slinkies

people who are fun to be around and hang out with but have no purpose what so ever in your life

why do i hang out with such slinkies

slinkies by grofizy September 20, 2009

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