Thesis 

A form of torture needed for passage in the upper echelons of the collegiate level.

dude that poor student was thesis'd to death!

Thesis by Dr. Sexy Butt MD August 16, 2009

thesis 

a dick that college seniors must take to graduate

God, she took that thesis so hard.

thesis by Kooyle April 25, 2020

Thesis 

To create a thesis, or statement of fact, you must complete these four steps:
__________________________________________
1)Genre
2)Title
3)Author
4)Theme
__________________________________________
After the thesis is created you must supply an argument to defend your work when it is shown to other people (i.e. teachers, pupils, etc.).

In High School, you must create at least one thesis assigned by a teacher in your English course.

Thesis by Anonymous May 19, 2004

thesis 

The paper you have to write in order get a masters degree from cal poly.

I really don't want to write this thesis. It has to be like 100 pages!

thesis by sbthomas May 28, 2004

Thesis 

A stick figure with 8 legs that is strikingly fast and can sneak up on you at anytime no matter where you are!

You can't trust thesis!

Thesis by CantTrustThesis December 18, 2009

thesis 

intellectual-approved hazing

Every single rando: How's your thesis going?
Me (eye bags for days, emotionally unstable, unshaven, etc.): . . .

Me (two weeks till thesis deadline): **starts crying, laughing, snort-laughing coffee in class**
Classmate 1: What the fuck is going on with hannah?!
Classmate 2: Must be the thesis. . .

thesis by zamipower May 5, 2019

Thesis 

Your view of life or identity of self. Typically used to discount a self-absorbed person.

"Please son, my thesis will rip your crew to pieces."
-- J5

Thesis by Pedro the spicy September 20, 2005