Imploiton 

noobish name used in IRC channels all over the world. You see the name Imploiton you know you got a noob on your hands.

03:10 <Imploiton> got many of those magical animals yet?

Imploiton by crowez November 22, 2006

total scrotal implosion 

A debilitating disease most commonly caused as a side affect to the drug Zortafrinex. If you can not speak or react due to the extreme pain of total scrotal implosion have a loved one call 911. there is no cure for TSI.

total scrotal implosion: its real, its here, and its killing everywhere.

total scrotal implosion by cusshinpushcushinpushin696969 February 28, 2011

implatonic 

sexual,not platonic

implatonic love means the love relationship which contains sexual feelings/activities ..
She is my implatonic love partner.
I don't have any implatonic love relationship these days.

implatonic by Mr. R.K.JHA March 7, 2011

implosion fist pump 

similar to a fist pump however the following explosion of the pump then comes back into high five.

bro #1: yo bro implosion fist pump me
bro #2: ok broseph

implosion fist pump by jomo always has the mojo July 28, 2019

Implosion 

A condition that occurs when it gets really cold outside and the penis actually starts to shrink and go inside the body due to extremely low blood pressure.

It was so cold last weekend, I had implosion when I sat on the toilet.

Implosion by iakafool January 2, 2009

dick implosion 

When your dick's size becomes so large that it reaches a critical mass and begins to collapse in on the balls. The dick then retracts inside of the pelvis and forms a psuedo vagina.

"Hey Bobby what's that glowing rod coming from your pants?!" "Oh thats just a dick implosion, an interstellar mass larger than the sun retreating back into itself so as to hide its awesomeness from the world because the world cannot understand it yet."

dick implosion by H.R. Blunderbuss March 21, 2013

Theory of Ramen Implosion 

This term was first coined in the National Scientists Organization (NSO) in 1914. The theory is that the MSG in ramen noodles will be so severe, that it will turn your skin inside out.

The popular thing among kids (and my friends) is to buy Ramen noodles. Ramen noodles are very cheap and filling but after eating so much ramen, that your skin folds inside out, thus showing your organs and outer skin.

The second process begins when Alice Cooper walks into your driveway and dropkicks your mom all over the place.

The third process is such, whenever your skin folds into one piece, and your organs explode all over your house.


This is a very serious condition, in which, many cases are documented. I hope this was a safe, and informational theory.

One such case is that of a Betty Nelson. She was sitting in her house eating ramen noodles, when out of nowhere, her skin turned inside out and Alice Cooper himself drop kicked her mom.

Theory of Ramen Implosion by Not Zane July 21, 2004