Importonto 

A combination of importante and tonto. When someone in a position of power is also a dumb ass.

Ay, my boss is so importonto. He wrote me up for coming in late, even though yesterday Daylight Savings Time ended.

Importonto by Starvis November 5, 2010

important one syndrome 

Disclaimer: it's not an actual symptom/condition that fucks with your actual life. It's a term used for video game situations or real life situations that, well let's conclude the disclaimer and get on with the definition.

Important one syndrome is a term that has existed before it has an actual name. It means that in terms video game situations such as ravenfield, that your worthless dumb a.i team can't do a certain fucking thing to win the game. So you have to fucking do it yourself, only to be fucked constantly by the enemy a.i team preventing you from completing the task your worthless team gave you. Resulting a 50/50 chance of you either winning or losing to put impact on your emotions. As for real life situations, you get these lazy fucks telling you to do these pointless, stupid, or demanding tasks theat you have to go up and down to get them something or do something for them that they can't do a fucking thing but you doing something for them is painstaking or rage inducing that you need rest but they don't let you take a break from those things. It affects your emotions, makes you lose control, or causes an argument in most cases. What will you do to fight back important one syndrome? There's nothing we can do about it, and it's been fucking with our lives (game or not) ever since the syndrome of doing things that no one can't do a thing but YOU! Only to put you at risk of either losing something important or your sanity becoming lost and losing your fucking mind.

Here's an example of the important one syndrome used in a video game.

Gamer: *playing ravenfield trying to win for his dumbass a.i team* why my team are so afraid of the fucking enemy team? They should capture that base so it increases the chances of winning!

Moments later when the enemy a.i team successfully stops the player constantly from completing the task that his dumbass a.i team couldn't do.

Gamer: *sees the defeat on his screen, realizing that his a.i team didn't help him win* FUCK! Fuck you asshole team! Why do I have to be the important one huh!? Do I have to do shit that they can't do!? I died for them multiple times only to lose the game! IMPORTANT ONE SYNDROME!!!

important one syndrome by RavenTrooper January 28, 2021

Important Videos

A playlist that resides in the bowels of YouTube, upon completion of this holy list, Ones soul will be torn from their body and they will live on forever as a Meme Lord, If however when the playlist is completed, conversion to an all powerful Meme Lord is rejected, the person will suffer a slow and painful death sometime within the next 24 hours, some speculate that this is because the Elder Meme Lords cannot trust mere mortals with the secrets which lie within the depths of this blessed list.

Person 1: I finished watching Important Videos last night, the ending was kinda anticlimactic
Person 2: *single tear rolls down cheek* I'll remember you.

Important Videos by TheLoafBloke March 28, 2017

important videos

A playlist of memes everyone sees on the internet, especially people who watch meme-related videos.
Important Videos has become a meme itself, due to it's popularity.

important meme funny youtube internet

Important videos is a great playlist.

important videos by yeehawcat77 January 12, 2017

Self-Important Sniff

A quick and audible nasal inhalation made after making a declarative statement about a topic that one's audience supposedly knows little and/or the sniffer considers himself/herself somewhat of an expert. The self-important sniff serves as punctuation to a statement that is typically unquestionable as the sniffer may attempt to pass opinion off as fact. It is typically used by hipsters, although it is also used mockingly, and to some comedic effect, on the Adam Carolla Podcast, as well as The Film Vault (podcast) by hosts Bald Bryan and Dick Anderson.

Bald Bryan: "Micheal Parks...is the defacto star (Self-important Sniff)"

Self-Important Sniff by Mjim#9 November 7, 2011

self-important 

a person who overestimates their own importance and exhibits arrogant or pompous behavior
aka lunchmeat

That self-important bitch just cut in front of us in line; she's too busy lunchmeating on her cell phone to notice anyone but herself.

self-important by andy M April 2, 2004

important businesseu

The way of saying 'important business'
by Jhope.

Army:" What are you doing in America Jhope?"
Jhope:" Sorry I have important businesseu."

important businesseu by @not_today August 24, 2019