Motard 

A alteration of the USMC term Moto. This word is used to describe some overbearing marine who extremely loud and obnoxious all the time. He is so motivated even in the shittiest situations that everyone wants to kick him in the teeth.

Motards yell all the time, wear clothes with USMC logos all over them, have a ridiculous amount of usmc tattoos, and use the word oorah! excessively. They also like to call cadence while they walk around when not marching a platoon. A motard is usually some private or private first class who hasn't even been deployed.

Marine 1: "It is 0500 on a monday morning, it is raining, it is fucking freezing, and we have been standing in formation for 45min. Can it get any worse?"

Marine 2: "Oh my god, that motard over there won't shut the fuck up!"

Motard: "OORAH MARINES! I FUCKING LOVE PT AT 0500 IN THE MORNING! BY THE WAY I GOT ANOTHER moto TATTOO LAST NIGHT! OORAH!"

Motard by Kreator89 February 6, 2010

Motard 

1) A term used in the U.S. Marine Corps to describe a person that is excessively "motivated" about being in the USMC (military.) He does not think for himself and thinks that whatever the USMC says is ALWAYS right. Follows ALL the rules and consistantly talks about how much he loves the USMC. Sometimes they can be spotted wearing a USMC shirt around. (NOTE: Not all people who wear Marine Corps shirts are Motards, but most Motards wear them quite a bit.)

1) LCpl Benotz: "Dave is such a Motard. He goes to sleep at 2000 (8PM) just to ensure he has more than 8 hours of sleep before PT."

Cpl Schmuckatelli: "Yeah I know, he is so motivated he actually thinks it's wrong to drink underage just because the Marine Corps said so. What a fucking Motard!"

Motard by LCpl Schmuckatelli October 21, 2006

motard 

a cross between moron and retard

OMG that guy is such a motard!

motard by that one guy that submited a word to this site December 28, 2005

motard 

A person who is emotionally retarded. Someone who is uncapable of expressing their feelings or emotions; someone who has no feelings or emotions.

Stacy will never be happy if she keeps dating motards.

motard by renatina October 1, 2005

Motard 

From: e"mo"tionally retarded.
A person who is generally gauche or lacking social polish, or in more extreme cases, any social skill at all.

Dude this new motarded kid is at our school; he's walking around crying and hitting everyone and then accusing them of beating him up.

Motard by Robert Sanders April 19, 2006

Motard 

Someone who is actually more retarded than a retard. An extremely stupid person.

Don't lick the paint off the F-150 you fucking motard!

Motard by Jackalman December 5, 2007

Motard 

A person who is motivated to the point that it is retarded. Instead of just yelling answers back to upperclassmen, a motard will scream the answer back until his face turns purple. A motard will also come up with ridiculously complicated solutions to extremely simple problems.

Upperclassmen : " Fish motard, why do they call you fish motard?"

Fish motard: "SIRBECAUSEI'MMOTIVATEDTOTHEPOINTTHATIT'SRETARDEDSIR!"

Motard by Mr. Finning(NROTC, TAMUG, '11) January 13, 2010