blastoiseing

When u puss all over your partner, whilst saying you don't have enough badges to train me.

I was blastoiseing my girl so hard last night.

by Bull111117 January 25, 2017

Blastoiseing

When you hold your nut in several days till max capacity and then during sex as you gush semen out of your canon, yell “hydro pump!” To then curl up in your shell and go do sleep after a battle well done.

After a long month of No Nut November, Tyler went Blastoiseing. Best sleep he ever had. Turns out his wife is pregnant though. They are expecting a lil squirtle in 9 months.

by Itslitfam January 5, 2021

blastoiseing

the opposite of charazarding throwing water on a person during tea time

he was blastoiseing all day

by slimeking280 August 10, 2024

blastoising

When you jack off two guys over your shoulder, aiming their jizz at your partner. Yelling "You do not have enough badges to train me!"

The party was lame until they guys started blastoising.

by PokeRage September 14, 2013

Blastoising

After sex as you cum on your partners face you also shit on their chest while yelling “You don’t have enough Badges to train me!!”

Joel was blastoising her that hard she almost drowned and there was shit from her chin to her knees”

by Rocket82 April 7, 2019

Blastoising

When you are fucking someone and nut on their face, you pull out a 5 gallon bucket of water and dump it on them.

I was fucking this chick and right when I nutted on her face I Started Blastoising all over her.

by MajinMikey August 11, 2016

Blastoising

When you set fire to the pubic hair around the female genitilia and then extinguish the fire using only cum.

We tried blastoising and half of her vagina is burnt off.

by MisterF15ter May 21, 2018