Penis War 

A contest of wills fought by two men slapping their dicks against one another until one man becomes erect, at which point he loses, because he is gay (no offense.)

Often accompanied by the chant, "1-2-3-4! Let's have a penis war!"

Tom: "Did you hear? Ryan and Raul are going to have a penis war."

Brent: "I'm pretty sure that means they're BOTH gay."

Tom: "Oh."

Penis War by Japhasca July 26, 2011

penis war 

when two or more guys (or girls) get out their penises (hard or flaccid) and duel with them. This usually consists of the competitors smaking their knobs together - kinda like 'knuckles' - until one quits or submits.

HARDCORE GAMERS may involve household objects in their game, playing until blood is drawn.

Some items used are:

Barbed wire, paint thinner, lit matches and gasoline, sandpaper and lime, superglue and glass shards.

Man, me and Jim had a penis war last night...I bust him open pretty bad. He's gonna nedd stitches on his shaft.

penis war by lemonboy September 30, 2006

war penis 

When two men are fucking a girl in her ass and her vagina. The two penises constantly hit each other. Eventually one penis will go inside the other eloping them together. Then in order for the penises to come out, they need to be surgically removed.

" Want to go war penis my sister," said John

war penis by Dr.LongShlong12344321 May 11, 2016

penis warmer 

A nice warm cozy safe place for your member usually a vagina or tube sock.

My penis was cold and lonely so it found a home in penis warmer between a barstool queen's thighs.

penis warmer by Carri Leche March 4, 2014

penis wars 

A term for a stupid competition, usually where one thinks has it better than the other one.

The origin of the expression is from the French "Guerre de pénis", where guys would actually compare their dicks to eachother, usually one saying one has a bigger one than the other. It could also be of Roman origin, when it used to be an honor pissing alongside with someone of higher authority.

Usually dick heads are engaged in penis wars. Real men don't even engage in such stupid arguments.

Look at the penis wars going on... all about who's got a bigger stick shift on their trucks...

penis wars by Damn Damn Danno October 8, 2005

penis wart 

1.)Some one who is a twat or acts like a cunt.
2.)a wart placed on the penis,usualy bellend.

"jordan your a mother fucking penis wart"
"jodie totaly licked that guys penis wart!"

penis wart by clarky-05 April 9, 2005

penis warfare

When one smacks there own penis against another's, pretending they are swords.

"Dude! Let's have some penis warfare after school today!"

"Sure, man! Sounds like fun!"

penis warfare by POOPand /sex! December 5, 2014