Flabbenate 

What overweight people do to procreate.

"He's flabbenating her fat ass!"

Flabbenate by The Wiseguy July 30, 2003

The Flabbinator 

This guy I know. He called himself the Flabbinator coz he thinks he's a super fat super hero. I'd just go with it if I were you...

"Ordinarily, he is Fewis Loulds, but when the Fat Signal shines in the sky, he becomes; The Flabbinator! Protecting the city from criminals and salads alike!"

The Flabbinator by Thatguyinyourshed. April 25, 2017

Flabbernats 

Another word for sandals (a type of footwear)

"I bought new beach flabbernats the other day"

"My flabbernats are bugging my feet"

Flabbernats by Eleanor Moosejaw October 1, 2006

Flabbernated 

A way to describe ones flabby body or more specifically the arms after they have not worked out. Also refers to storing flab for the winter for hibernation.

You shouldn't wear that tank-top, not with your arms all flabbernated like that!

Girl, not only is your ass fat, but your arms are flabbernated!

Does this outfit make me look fat? No, but your flabbernated body does!

After giving up her exercise regimen, her body quickly became flabbernated.

Flabbernated by some blangity-stank poster September 13, 2009

Flabberbate 

When you become so confused and flabbergasted that you just sit down on the spot and masturbate.

Girl: That was some great anal!
Boy: Thanks!
Girl: BTW, I'm a guy.
Boy *sits down and flabberbates*

Flabberbate by Bassman150 September 16, 2011

flabberbate 

When a man with a big big belly grabs, shakes a giggles his belly while at the same time fakely moans in pleasure. A false substitute for masturbate.

Mark wanted to show his pleasure from the situation, that he lifted up his shirt, grabbed his belly and began to flabberbate.

flabberbate by Chunkyc September 15, 2006

flatbeated 

To beat someone in counter-strike and have the favour returned to you via used condom on face

"ohh shit we beat SK, watch for HeatoN with the dommys"

flatbeated by Mordain June 14, 2003