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The Martian 

A very interesting novel that was adapted into a movie by Andy Wier.

It is about a story based in the year 2035 where astronaut Mark Watney is stranded for over a year on mars after a high-speed dust storm made the rest of the crew abort after Mark was hit with debris on their way to escape.
Mike: Have you seen the movie The Martian?
Joe: Yeah, I loved it!
The Martian by GrJz1e May 5, 2021

The Martian Chronicles 

A compilation of short stories by Ray Bradbury, each of them coinciding with each other. It tells of the voyage of earth men to Mars, the extinction of the Martians, and the colonization of Mars.
Can't really think of an example for the Martian Chronicles. Read it yourself.

The Martian Filler 

The process of pouring dirty bong water up someones ass, and then inserting a straw into the hairy cocktail and taking gentle sips.
Nigga bent over and it took point 5 of a second to give him The Martian Filler.

The Martian Position 

The Martian Position is when a women lays on the end of a bed, knees apart, feet together and is holding herself in with her lets around the mans neck. The women MUST be tattooed and be wearing a martian costume. Also both parties must be tripping on shrooms and acid.
DUDE I nutted so hard last night when this chick showed me The Martian Position.
The Martian Position by pooptoes September 25, 2020

Mason The Martian 

Have you heard of Mason the Martian he makes the best videos
Mason The Martian by Rainy boiiii October 15, 2020

Embrace The Martian 

Getting so high you feel like you could be friends with the Martians
-Bro last night was crazy, i got so high i could Embrace The Martian

-Yea man, that shit was dank!
Embrace The Martian by matinc October 18, 2010