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Pouncing Puma

Where a man with an erect penis jumps from a height of at least 7 feet, and plummets his penis into the awaiting asshole of his male mate at ground-level.
"Max is in the hospital. Jacob gave him a mean pouncing puma."

Pouncing Turtle

A name people use to distract girls from creeping on their facebooks. By changing their real name to "Pouncing Turtle", one is trying to escape from the reality of their EXTREME douchiness. In doing so.. they are ashamed of their true identity and use a turtle that pounces to distract them from the disgrace of being themselves.
Pouncing Turtle by Jumping Shrimp November 28, 2010

pouncing camel

A pouncing Camel is when an extreamly horny camel visioulsy attacked a croud of people then begins to lick the dingleberrys of its victims
dude I was walking down the street when I saw a pouncing camel.

Your mom told me I was like a pouncing camel

pouncing out the whip

pouncing out the whip means hopping out the whip
guy : yo bro me nd foenem pouncing out the whip

other guy : wtf that mean

guy : it means im hopping out the whip
other guy : oh ight

pounding 

To eat or drink (Often times this denotes eating/drinking fast but this is not always the case.)
Usage:
"I gotta squat for a jiffy wiz in The Gran Manzana and I've been head sparkin’ ‘bout pounding that Coney fillet in a twee fire-in-the-hole.
The dewclaws are up. Ya wanna draft my flivver?
Bang the pipes by 5:00 or hold peace.”

Translation:
"I’ve got a layover in New York City and was thinking about getting a hotdog in a quaint restaurant.
I’m enthusiastic. Do you want to come along?
Call me by 5:00 or it will be too late."
pounding by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020

pounding the beef

male masturbation; to manually stimulate the penis using and up and down motion
I was scared shitless when my mammy caught me pounding the beef to Amy Winehouse photos in my bedroom last night...