snookered 

to be exhausted, or in a bad situation. snookered is a broadly used term which has a variety of meanings. A common definition of snookered, is to be fucked . Snookered is usually used in the phrase "fucking snookered". This basically means "absolutely fucked.

Nick: Shit man, you look tired.
Jackson: Yeah man, we pulled an all nighter. I'm fucking snookered.

snookered by CaptainAwesome69 July 22, 2011

snookered 

fooled

I've been snookered.

snookered by Big Swede June 20, 2003

snookered 

tipsy; drunk; inebriated

I decided to get a bit snookered tonight.

snookered by Duct-Tape Dan July 26, 2003

snookered 

v. (in the billiards game snooker) Refers to a safety shot that makes the next shot by the opponent very difficult. Not to be confused with the UK slang term snooks

Steven Hendry snookered his opponent with a beautiful safety shot.

snookered by i'm smelly April 29, 2006

snookered 

Up shit creek without a paddle.

snookered by MoonKnight November 30, 2002

Snookered 

Wanting to pot the pink but being 'snookered' behind a red and having to attempt a difficult brown.

This is in relation to the cue sport's rules where the pink ball is worth more points than a brown, however the touching of the red ball is a foul move.

The context of the joke is wanting to have normal sex, however your girlfriend or wife is on her period. Instead you are forced to convince her into having anal sex.

The term is mainly used in countries where snooker is a popular sport.

Mate, I was gagging for it last night but was snookered behind the red. No luck with the brown either.

Snookered by Giddysamurai February 20, 2009

Snookered 

1 in the pink 2 in the stink

Yo bret this girl loved being snookered

Snookered by Koplover89 September 4, 2018