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I got mad qwap.
Qwap by J.Key April 21, 2009
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The sound of a scrotum slapping up against something. Usually a chin or a forehead.
Your sister sucked my dick last night, my balls qwaped against her chin for like two hours.
qwap by Wackdog Whoaday August 24, 2006
1)One's belongings
2)Random things owned by an individual
3)Stuff
4)"Crap" to a person with a lisp
What is this QWAP!!! ...or, get this QWAP up!!!...or, Why is your QWAP all over my walls?!?
The verbal punishment for saying the word "what" by itself or at the end of a sentence. A game comparable to that of ballgazer and The Game , where the real punishment comes in the feeling of total ownage when caught. On Mondays, qwappage results in 5 pushups, but beware of the FalseQwap .
Qwapper: "Hey Andrew, you'll never guess what I did this weekend!"

Qwappee: "What?"

Qwapper: "Qwap."

Qwappee: *does 5 pushups (but only if its Monday) and feels udderly defeated and demoralized until they qwap someone for themselves*

-ALSO APPLIES TO-

CleverQwapper: "Hey dude, guess what?"

SmarterQwappee: "Qwap."

CleverQwapper then becomes LoserQwappee and does the pushups if its Monday.
Qwap by Never The Qwappee April 21, 2011
"Yo man did Melissa show you her qwap last night?"
"Yeah man that shit was bussin."
Sarah listens to Frank Ocean, I bet her pussy is hella quirky. She DEFINITELY has a QWAP
qwap by qwapster October 1, 2021