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Bazooka Joe 

Sexual act which may occur after blowing a load into the ass of another individual. Said individual would perform a bazooka joe if he/she slow farted and blew a bubble of jizz into the face of it's original owner.
Sherly bazooka joed me last night when I fell asleep!
Bazooka Joe by Max February 25, 2005

bazooka joe 

When a guy ejaculates waaayyyy too early... before he even lays his hands on the girl
She was looking fine, and then BOOM, Bazooka Joe, he finished before they even started
bazooka joe by onthisday December 20, 2004

Bazooka Joe 

The phrase sometimes yelled by a male during a sexual act where he is ejaculates onto the female's chest.

Furthermore: the stated male should be called Bazooka Joe for the remainder of his life
Sally: hey Denise! how was your night last night?
Denise: preety good, except for one thing...
Sally: what was it?
Denise: well this guy yelled BAZOOKA JOE! when he came on my chest
Sally: Cool!
Bazooka Joe by SJ Smith March 2, 2008

Bazooka Joe 

A facial, busting a nut on a girl's face
I gave that slutty girl the ole Bazooka Joe last night.
Bazooka Joe by JW and D Smith August 24, 2005

Bazooka Joe 

To blow your wad prematurely
He got all excited and then bam - it was Bazooka Joe all over the place.
Bazooka Joe by Superswank February 10, 2004

Bazooka Joe Bubble Gum 

Not the best tasting gum but, funny-ish comics
I guess..
Amanda: Man I love Bazooka Joe Bubble Gum!
Joe: Damn thank you lady
Amanda: The comics are so cool!
Joe: Tanks you