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Suck A Ball Y'all

A phrase that can be used upon ones exit from a group of people or shouted out a car window at people waiting for a bus. The phrase can be used to upset or insult others or as a friendly phrase. The phrase was invented by a scientist in Fort Collins ,Colorado as a funny way to leave a party. This scientist also wanted to be credited as the inventor of this phrase and has attempted so by creating shirts, a website, and the first known tweet using the Suck A Ball Y'All phrase in it.
" Suck A Ball Y'All! " Yelled at teenagers smoking on a street corner.

Suck my ball sack 

1. Meaning to suck or orally have sex with ones' sack that holds the male orgy (testis).

2. Also used to intimidate somebody like in a video game.
1. After Jessica sucked my ball sack, my balls became huge after her warm mouth were on them last night.

2. Suck my ball sack, fagget! You modded your controller!

suck a golf ball through a garden hose 

Vaguely homophobic insult, implying the guy being yelled at has great prowess and experience sucking dick
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

suck the chrome off a ball hitch 

a woman with such amazing blowjob skills that she could wrap her tongue around a ball hitch and suck the chrome off it.
"so dude, how was it?"
"man, it was amazing... she could suck the chrome off a ball hitch."

Suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe 

A cocksucker of such amazing talent that one believes she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe
Damn look at that hot bitch I bet she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe.

suck a golf ball through a garden hose 

Sucking a dick so hard the semen comes out.
"I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose Taylor Swift!"
"Yeah, I gave a huge blowjob to a monkey. His semen came right out of his wee-wee!"