picardize 

To change the ending of a minor-key piece of music to a major key, adding a Picardy third (tierce de Picardie).

One can loosely refer to music that already has a Picardy third ending as "self-picardizing". Some examples include the "Little" Fugue in G Minor by J.S. Bach, "And I Love Her" by The Beatles, "Roundabout" by Yes, and N.I.B. by Black Sabbath.

"The last chord here is D minor. Do you really want to picardize it, using D major instead?"
"Yes, Number One, make it so."

picardize by Grinning Cat March 10, 2012

packardized

Publically immobilizing a punk-ass bitch who should have never dared to cross your path in the first place.

After Tom shot his fool mouth off, I totally packardized his ass in front of his crew

packardized by Ratmaster Bob February 25, 2017

picardia 

A meme that is supposed to be ironic bad and funny involving a face with sunglasses smiling and giving the thumbs up meaning it was bad but good.
The face usually has a logo or country flag to represent the meme.

Did you see the communist picardia meme "When you starve your whole population and reduce them to literal cannibalism but it's ok because you sent a dog into space"

picardia by BallMemes December 11, 2017

Picardi 

A name for a total legend. Usually with fire hair cut like the Mahomesie. Usually a Picardi has too much drip and doesnt give a fuck what you think.

Person 1: "Yo that kid's a legend but kinda smells."
Person 2: "yea total Picardi"

Picardi by Loeb Loves mac and cheese December 7, 2020

Picardio 

The act of losing weight and the respect your children by watching nostalgia bait sci-fi while doing stationary aerobic exercises

oh god, dad's doing picardio while my friends are over, I'm so embarrassed

Picardio by safetythongs May 30, 2023

Alex Picardi 

Hot male with big cock

Alex Picardi is a hot male with a big cock
Girl-yes Ik it’s huge

Alex Picardi by Gayslutz July 31, 2021

picarding 

the act of premature ejaculation over a very minor sexual act such as kissing or some form of body to body contact

You heard about that guy Mason?

No what happened?

He was making out with someone and he was picarding all over the place.

picarding by bbutcher August 22, 2011