pilly willy 

when some one has taken pills and the effects control the actions of your penis eg it will not erect for the duration of the effect of the drug

"shit i cant get it up ive got 'Pilly Willy'"

pilly willy by greasey July 13, 2006

pilly willy 

When you munch too many dids and your cock shrivels up and remains floppy.

Derived from the Latin 'Pillius Willius.'

I couldn't shag that bird after the rave as I had pilly willy.

pilly willy by sirgurnalot October 9, 2011

Pilly Willy 

When one has consumed too many ecstasy pills and therefore an erection cannot be achieved, resulting in no craic-at-all flaccidness.

''Sorry Charlene, I took way too many yokes in Club Hell tonight, just cant get it up, fuckin Pilly Willy.''

''You and YOUR PILLS!!''

Pilly Willy by Martin Lynn February 6, 2014

Pilly Willy 

Getting so drunk That you end Up asleep on the floor with your penis out. In the morning you don’t remember and you pretend that you have a small willy because you was drunk

Oi max I saw your penis last night it was tiny. “It’s usually bigger I had pilly willy”

Pilly Willy by Deeda Hosty May 23, 2020

philly willy 

Similar to a wet willy; however, vaginal sectretions are used rather than saliva.

After sex, while spooning, the male will reach down and insert his index finger into the females vagina; and then stealthily stick the finger into the females ear and wiggle it.

Dude, after I banged Shannon last night, I gave her a mad philly willy.

I can't believe that prick gave me a philly willy.

philly willy by Philmeanie August 27, 2008

Philly Willy 

The phrase 'Philly Willy' is the term used to describe cool people!

WOW! THE POPULAR PEOPLE PHILLY WILLY!

Philly Willy by holasoydora1 June 16, 2020

Philly Willy 

To cut off the foreskin and wrap it around the person's nose.

usually applied to jewish babies.

Dubbed after the famous Philly.

Or Cutting the toe of your partner and shoving it up their ass.

E.g 1 FRIEND: Dude! whats on your son's nose?

parent:oh just some foreskin, he was Philly Willy 'ed just a few seconds ago by his mother.

E.g 2. Friend :Dude! why are you walking weird?

Victim: oh i just got philly will'ed before i left my house, wbu?

Friend : OH THATS GROSS, YOU MEAN YOU GOT SOMEONES FOOT UP YOUR BACKSIDE? LITERALLY?

Philly Willy by Shihmale August 1, 2010