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Black Mexican 

A Haitian masquerading as a Mexican national to take the long way to NYC. Also inserting a mezcal worm up the balloon knot.
I saw a black Mexican knee boarding on the Rio Grande. Probably a world traveler.
Black Mexican by Jedsall August 7, 2022

Black Mexican Food 

Black Mexican food is a combination of Jackie Moist and Ace, a more mathematical way is Jackie Moist + Ace = Black Mexican Food.
damn did you try black Mexican food?
"You mean ace and Jackie Moist?"

mexican black tar 

an expensive good type of heroin
Yo man all he had was cheap stuff so i couldnt get the mexican black tar

Mexican Back Hoe 

You better crank up that Mexican Back Hoe, that's a big hole you have to dig.

Mexican back massage 

The act of directly farting on another person. To press your ass against their body and break wind.
After all that taco bell, I was really giving out the Mexican back massages.

Mexican road block 

When driving on a road with two or more lanes going in one direction, and vehicles occupy all lanes. Said vehicles drive at the same speed and evenly, barring other vehicles from passing. This event native to Denver, where many "undocumented workers" usually from Mexico attempt to drive without a valid driver's license or automotive insurance. These illegal immigrants therefore drive significantly under the speed limit, effectively infuriating all other drivers on the road.
Sorry I'm late for work today Mr. Jenkins. There was a Mexican road block on Interstate 25.
Mexican road block by Grego Brown September 10, 2006