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bitchbag 

A term used to describe a woman, generally over 40 who, after years of reckless partying and drug abuse, decides that instead of realizing that she looks like a saggy leather purse in a dead end job, acts as if she were an attractive, popular 20-something hottie. A typical bitchbag makes pathetic attempts at connecting with youth, including creating myspace and facebook pages, and also listens to top 40 hits like Flo Rida, Chris Brown and Souja Boy, text messages constantly to anyone who will have sex with her, and makes a point to tell everyone around her about her sexual and social activities. Bitchbags also focus entirely on themselves and their perceived popularity, and will neglect personal relationships (husbands, children) and work in order to act as if they were sexy and wanted. A bitchbag is a sad, withered husk of a human who may have become something. Stay away from bitchbags at all costs.
"Man, ever since Raylee got her laptop and started chatting on sexu.com, she's left her husband and neglected work entirely. She acts as if she were 25 and treats everybody like shit."

"Yeah, she's a total bitchbag."
bitchbag by rickroll810 October 15, 2008

Bitchbag 

This is a combination of a bitch and a hoe bag. This term can be used lovingly or in cases of extreme hatred.
(Hatred) Courtney went home with that guy that she cock blocked Lindsay on. What a bitchbag!

(Lovingly) LOL you are such a bitchbag!
Bitchbag by TwizzlerP January 2, 2008

Bitchbag 

You are such a Bitchbag
Bitchbag by POWERPAL December 3, 2014

bitchbag 

a person that is so much of a bitch they are like a bag of bitches.
After the way she acted today there is no doubt she is a bitchbag!
bitchbag by lillyseven7 October 2, 2007

Bitchbag 

Jane- John u know wat

John- What ?

Jane- You are Such a Bitchbag!
Bitchbag by Draven Sean April 8, 2011

bitchbag 

(n) a small backpack or duffel carried by men with enough room to sustain the necessary belongings for a weekend of partying or unforeseen away-from-home-ness
"Here, hold my bitchbag while I drive this ball onto the green."
bitchbag by Jeffo360 July 30, 2008