Lazying

To be lazy. Taking your sweet time doing nothing productive.

I've just been lazying around the house on this rainy Sunday afternoon.

Lazying by Willima Winter January 25, 2004

Laying doggo 

British slang for in bed, sick as a dog!

Nigel was laying doggo for a day after the public crawl!

Laying doggo by I, Wreckerrr October 18, 2016

Pipe Laying Peter Packer

A raging male homosexual who would have sex with any man, voluntary or involuntary.

Anita: why is Joe chasing these guys in the park.
Ade: ah, he is just a crazed Pipe Laying Peter Packer
Anita: dear me, I need to stay away from him
Ade: dont worry, Peter Packer only likes men

Pipe Laying Peter Packer by BirkbeckPHDUM September 26, 2018

Lazingzong 

Another word for lasagna, seeing increased use by those from Long Island

Travis: "Yo Mikey, whatchu cookin' tonight?"
Mikey: "Gotta lazingzong in the oven boi"

Lazingzong by bingsprawsby November 25, 2022

Laying a cable 

When you do a big long shit

im now laying a cable

Laying a cable by Dieseldoctor December 17, 2008

laying pipe 

I don't know where everyone else got there definitions for laying pipe. However laying pipe is simply fucking the hell out of a girl.

Will;what are you doing this weekend
Guy;probally laying pipe to my girl.

laying pipe by William Waldrep June 9, 2005

Laying a Demo

1. To record a song/rap
2. To shoot someone

3. A significant bowel movement

Ex. 1

Elliot works the mixing board. DeMarcus enters.

Elliot: Check it out Broseph! I'm laying a demo!

DaMarcus: What's it called?

Elliot: "I Make Crap Music and You Love Me For It." Think of it as System of Down meets KISS.

DaMarcus: That's gonna be chart topper.

Ex. 2

DJ Gangsta Pimp Dogg (rapping): "Some suckas in the Yoch be talkin' some schlemo / So I pull out the strap and start laying a demo."

Ex. 3

BJ's stomach rumbles.

BJ: Oh no. I knew I should have avoided the second helping of Rocky Mountain Oysters.

Stu: As they say, what goes in must come out.

BJ: And I'm gonna be laying a demo in a minute.

Laying a Demo by ZXY&ABC October 23, 2022