An
individual that possesses an exceptionally large penis of mythological proportions, despite portraying themselves as having an unassuming
personality. While they may come off as shy and timid at first, a Vango realizes its true form upon reaching the sheets. Once there, the Vango proceeds to strike fear into the hearts of those that dare oppose it through a seemingly
never ending erection of girth and mass. Beware!
Girl #1: "Hey bestie, I have to tell you something crazy about the quiet kid that sits
in the back of Mrs. Smith's class"
Girl #2: "OMG he's so cute
what is it!? I feel like he's definitely a really sweet guy once you get to know him."
Girl #1: "BETTER! He's packing 21 Inches!! We went .46 rounds and now I'm heading to the doctor to get fitted for my wheelchair. He's a real life Vango!!!"
Girl #2: I KNEW IT!
Get well soon before you go again!! Once you go Vango, you never go back...