Cohencidence

A play on 'coincidence' and the common Ashkenazi Jewish surname Cohen. Used to imply that Jews are behind certain events or movements that are purported to be random or organic. Similar to ((())).

"Man, it's crazy that an attempted serial bombing and a mass shooting happened right before the midterms..."

"Yeah, it must be pure cohencidence."

Cohencidence by strangebrewn October 28, 2018

Chöben

This is a place filler word that can mean anything. It can be a verb, noun, adjective, pronoun...etc.

This lecture is very chöben (boring)

Eat this its chöben (good)
What are you chöbening (doing) right now?

Chöben by Jrobs June 14, 2016

Colbertistas 

The group of followers of Stephen Colbert (host of The Colbert Report) who act on suggestions made during the show. The term was first used on the talk page of the Wikipedia entry for elephant, after Colbert called for the entry to be modified to reflect a (fictitious) three-fold increase in the elephant population. The Colbertistas are said to engage in Colberrorism.

The Colbertistas are changing the 'latchkey kid' entry now, times to lock it down.

Colbertistas by FurTip August 9, 2006

Coheasian 

A group of females possessing both team cohesion and an Asian Chick (Presumably one with a high level of physical attractiveness)

"Man, those five white girls we met yesterday were suppose to meet us here 45 minutes ago, they are seriously lacking coheasian."

Coheasian by GoonSquadHammer February 4, 2009

colber

Contraction for Cold Beer.

Pass me a colber.

colber by air con emcee February 19, 2009

Cohenesque 

An adjective describing a sudden 180 degree shift in a person’s public persona and behavior.

His Cohenesque patriotism may have had something to do with the enormous legal pressures he was facing.

Cohenesque by Dr Bunnygirl December 15, 2018

seth cohen 

A character on the hit dramedy, The OC played by Adam Brody. He is adorkable, charming, cute, sweet, and funny. Girls go crazy for him

Where can I find myself a Seth Cohen?

seth cohen by TaterTots February 29, 2004