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Being totally fucked from shmoking the weed.
Dude I've drilled like 10 hotties and I'm totally toasted.

I'm so toasted man that I'm sitting on the couch, wrapped in a blanket and dreamin about a glass of water.
toasted by Darbs May 31, 2005
1.Being tipsy but at the same time very relaxed, that point where everything feels good and one doesnt really care about anything. (my use of the word)

2.Being very high from smoking weed. (the more well known use of the word)
1. Last night was amazing, went from being nicely toasted to fucked out of my mind :)

2. Thats the last of it man, were fucking toasted!
Toasted by GordonJuws April 22, 2011
fucked up, wasted, drunk off your ass, etc.
Also, bread can be toasted.
Ex 1: She was toasted last night after 65 shots of tequila.
Ex 2: I HAD MY WHEAT BREAD TOASTED LAST NIGHT.
toasted by rofljen July 30, 2008
- The state one gets into when they've done the drug Marijuana.
- Commonly called stoned, baked, burnt, blazed
1. Sammy and Carla walked into math class, red eyed and smelling like shit. They were totally toasted.

2. "Yo man, I'm so toasted now."
Toasted by Michelleabelle February 14, 2009
Turned a golden, crispy brown due to heating a delcious bowl of weed.
Sweet Jesus am I toasted!
toasted by B. March 2, 2003
She went to the bar and just got toasted.
toasted by jeff March 21, 2004