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Moneyfucker Jesus 

Not the real Jesus. The Jesus that some bible thumpers believe in who believe that if you don't "tithe" that is don't give ten percent of the money you make to there church God and/or Jesus is against you and will do nothing for you.
Man:I must be dead1 Is that you Jesus?
Jesus:Yeah,the ten dollars you owe me?
Man:I ain't got ten dollars.
Jesus:Then your going to hell till I get my ten dollars.
Man:I'm dead I can't get ten dollars.
Jesus:Too bad. Next.
And that's an example of moneyfucker Jesus.
Moneyfucker Jesus by Deep blue 2012 February 20, 2010

Moneyfucker a bank 

When one or more people spray paint the word "moneyfucker" on a bank often done by someone who is in the american communist movement,an anarchist,neohippie,porn hippie, or in the world wealth reform movement or all of the above. Other words may also be spray painted on it such as "Captalist pig" and "Just when did you sell your soul for money?" ect. This is done to protest the evil economic system we live under.

Honeyfucker 

One who desires sexual intercourse and/or emotional intimacy with either a single or swarm of bees. Attraction may be to anthropomorphic bees (e.g. Monster Girls), furry bees, or literal bees.
You know Jeff has been jerking off to girls dressed up as bees? The guy's a real honeyfucker!
Honeyfucker by Honeyfucker October 18, 2018

moneymacker 

n. - someone who macks with his money - to get more money, women, power, cars etc.
Yoyo check out that Timothy Wong is such a moneymacker, with his bling bling and diamond rings, caviar chicken wings macking on girls named Lings.
moneymacker by K-Tsizzle July 31, 2005

Mooneyfucker 

Very similar to Mooneybanger but more extreme. Someone who has no friends at all. Basically a loner.
"I don't even know his name. He must be such a Mooneyfucker."
Mooneyfucker by juluid May 15, 2021

Mooneysucker 

Similar to Mooneybanger but not as extreme. Someone who has friends but their friends probably don't like them or talk about them behind their back.
"Oh yeah they're a Mooneysucker. Their friends hate them."
Mooneysucker by juluid May 15, 2021