scrugfiend 

A crustacean-like creature that dwells indoors or underground at all times. Is adverse to light and prefers solitude when scratching his skin off. Has no job or purpose but leeches dole money from the state in order to feed his tesco value bitter-drinking addiction.

"Since maff left O2 he's been such a scrugfiend"

scrugfiend by Bill n Gooch May 27, 2006

Scruffied 

To have a butter-lathered fern placed in a location that is inconvenient to you. Once the fern is placed in the location it is then deffecated

Aaron is going to get scruffied next time I see him

Scruffied by Zootyfooty January 3, 2025

Scruffied 

To have a butter-lathered fern placed in a location that is inconvenient to you. Once the fern is placed in the location it is then defecated on.

Aaron is going to get scruffied next time I see him

Scruffied by Zootyfooty January 3, 2025

Scruffied 

To have a butter-lathered fern placed in a location that is inconvenient to you. Once the fern is placed in the location it is then defecated on.

Aaron is going to get scruffied next time I see him

Scruffied by Zootyfooty January 3, 2025