shitcock
An exclamation, usually used in a humorous fashion. May be substituted for "fuckies, crap, dammit, fuck, motherfucker, etc."
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Shitcock has no literal meaning. It is a noun, verb, and adjective Can be used in anyway possible. Can be used as an insult, compliment, or just to break the awkward silence of a room. Founder of the word is the one and only motherfacking COLBY CHEEEZE!!!
Ex.1:
Person 1: "Can you move your feet so i have more room to lie down."
Scoontie: "No."
Person 1: "Move yaa fackingg feet before i shitcock on your life!"
Ex.2:
Scoontie 1: "Oh thank God we can finally go to sleep now that Colby is asleep"
Colby:"SHITCOCK!!"
Person 1: "Can you move your feet so i have more room to lie down."
Scoontie: "No."
Person 1: "Move yaa fackingg feet before i shitcock on your life!"
Ex.2:
Scoontie 1: "Oh thank God we can finally go to sleep now that Colby is asleep"
Colby:"SHITCOCK!!"
Shitcock by COLBY CHEEEEZE October 30, 2011
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shitcock
1. Literally a cock covered in shit, after anal penetration.
2. Derogatory term for a homosexual person.
2. Derogatory term for a homosexual person.
Get away from me shitcock!
shitcock
A cross between an Asshole and a Cock. Or the resultant offspring of an asshole and a cock. Not nesasarily denoting sexual behaiviors resultant in fecal matter being present on ones schlong but relating to their behaiviors or mannerisoms.
tony blair is a shitcock
shitcock
shitcock by john master January 15, 2008
Shitcock
Origin: Robin, one cold night decided to string two expletives together and came up with this gem.
(1) Used to show disgust, (2) as an action (Shit MY cock) or (3) as a dirogatory term.
(1) Used to show disgust, (2) as an action (Shit MY cock) or (3) as a dirogatory term.
(1):
!nkeh-$pl@: : swimming is great for everything
RoBIN 53.05: i bet you a million quid it wouldnt benefit my fucking legs
Timmah: thats because you have freaktard legs.
RoBIN 53.05: shitcock yeah
(2): RoBIN 53.05: shit my cock TONIGHT, baby yeah shit my cock TONIGHT
(3) i:
RoBIN 53.05: pish
RoBIN 53.05: you're not the only shitcock in here
(3) ii:
¸Clush.»: btw where has shitcock gone?
Timmah: outside
Timmah: to wank over the stars
!nkeh-$pl@: : swimming is great for everything
RoBIN 53.05: i bet you a million quid it wouldnt benefit my fucking legs
Timmah: thats because you have freaktard legs.
RoBIN 53.05: shitcock yeah
(2): RoBIN 53.05: shit my cock TONIGHT, baby yeah shit my cock TONIGHT
(3) i:
RoBIN 53.05: pish
RoBIN 53.05: you're not the only shitcock in here
(3) ii:
¸Clush.»: btw where has shitcock gone?
Timmah: outside
Timmah: to wank over the stars