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A "bakery" or "coffee shop" or other "small business" that is a front for a drug dealer, used to launder money and provide more interesting means of drug consumption.
Him: Man, my guy won't return my call.
Me: It's aight yo, I know this fakery, we can get some brownies.
Fakery by Dreucifer September 1, 2006
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A shop that sells fake desserts.
I bought a dozen sugar-free cookies and a mock apple pie at the fakery.
fakery by BasicJay August 6, 2011
The art of being a fake bitch. Or bastard. Or douche. If he or she is excellent at being a fake, he or she commits fakery.
Janella is so good at fakery. I can't believe she was such a fake!
fakery by Athere Madrijo October 6, 2011
A bakery which misleadingly sells thawed frozen goods, pre-processed goods or baked goods made off-premises.
The cake I bought at the fakery was definitely a frozen cake, it didn't taste very fresh.
Fakery by dollar bill yallz February 18, 2017
When you look in a bakery case filled with spectacular looking desserts no one could resist , only to find when you taste them there is no flavor. Usually found in diners with baking on the premises.
I blew 1,000 calories on a cream filled pie from the Fakery case in that all night diner in town !
Fakery by susabar August 9, 2010
When someone is lying about someone or something
Ollie doesn't get girls, thats a fakery
Fakery by ollie_gets_no _girls January 8, 2016