slurd 

A chunk of ice or hard slush, usually dark brown, which is found in the middle of, or alongside, the road in winter, having fallen off a passing car. It's made up of the slushy stuff that builds up behind the wheels and is also known as a car booger.

Bill, the idiot, crashed his car into a telephone pole playing "Dodge the Slurds" on his way to the store today. He's such a stupid dinktwat!

slurd by Cluin May 18, 2006

slurd 

verb: 1) to shoot massive amounts of diarrhea out of your anus 2) to spit game to a girl with a lot of wet saliva dangling from one's palette

noun: 3) a heap of doo-doo

1) After consuming massive amounts of butterburgers and turtle fries, young Ono slurded his whole life away on the toilet.

2) Dirt likes to slurd to girls on a regular basis...and wets their face in the process.

3) Hero took Ono's slurd from the toilet and flung it on his own face...and called it war paint.

slurd by Coadman December 12, 2008

slurd 

it is compound of the words slutty-nerd

you are such a slurd

slurd by moi December 10, 2004

slurd 

the word you were appoint to an extreme slut. so slutty, that she deserves to be called slut in an indian accent. possibly a mixture of slut-whore in there somewhere too. guys can be slurds in rare cases.

"hey, you heard about jamie?"
"no, what's that slurd up to?"
"SLURDDDDDD-ing it up, that's what."

slurd by bro-ccoli October 23, 2008

slurd 

sloppy turd. slides out of the anus

oi mate keep outa the shit box for ten, just dropped the fattest slurd.

slurd by alxmzzzn October 13, 2015

Slurd 

a very slippery shit or turd

person 1: man i took a big slurd
person 2: wow was it pain full?

Slurd by The Suave guy who makes shit December 21, 2016

Slurd 

A derogatory name meaning fool, idiot, dumbass, etc. Used by adding after words like fool, idiot, dumbass, etc, to further describe someone's stupidity.

Jason: "2+2=5, right?"

John: "No, it doesn't, you dumbass slurd."

Slurd by Jablibble June 11, 2023