verb: 1) to shoot massive amounts of diarrhea
out of your anus
2) to spit game to a girl with a lot of wet saliva dangling from one's palette
noun: 3) a heap of doo-doo
1) After consuming massive amounts of butterburgers and turtle fries, young Ono slurded his whole life away on the toilet.
2) Dirt likes to slurd to girls on a regular basis...and wets their face in the process.
3) Hero took Ono's slurd from the toilet and flung it on his own face...and called it war paint.