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Bayside Middle School 

bayside middle school a middle school based in bayside, wisconsin. but don't be fooled. this isn't just any middle school. it's a school full of rich snobs who should be going to usm. it's full of 7th grade thots trying to get senior boys from Nicolet to hook up with them at the football games. airpods are an essential and if you use wires, don't even come to school. if you try to do anything on your chromebook, you'll immediately be haparaed and given a minor. bayside is famous for literally nothing because it's irrelevant. the teachers will either be awesome, or they'll raise hell in the classroom. there's no in between. you'll see kids making tik toks in the hallways for their 24 followers. i'm not even kidding here, the class of '23 was the best to pass through. they were blamed for the juul pod found in the bathroom, which resulted in no bathroom trips for the rest of the year. i'm surprised no one peed their pants. that all sounds really bad, but at least the education is good. just kidding. i'm gonna fail high school english. love you, ms. nolder.
kid 1: what middle school do you go to?
kid 2: bayside middle school
kid 1: where's that?
kid 2: bayside
kid 1: oh.

Bayside High School 

A High School serving the very Northwestern part of Virginia Beach. Everyone from other VB high schools thinks its ghetto as fuck and full of gangs, but once you consider that nearly every other high school in Virginia Beach serves kids that are white as fuck and upper middle class, then you will understand they don't know shit. It's nowhere near as ghetto as Norfolk high schools.
Cox HS Kid: So where, like, do you like, go to school dude?

Bayside High School Kid: Bayside.

Cox HS Kid: Damn dude, that sucks.

Bayside HS Kid: Not really.

bayside high school 

worst fucking school ever. all the white chicks think their black, and all black girls think they're cute. the football team sucks, and the cheerleaders are stuck up & they're all fat. all everybody does is some weed in the bathrooms, and fuck behind buildings.
bayside high school by fuckmylfe October 16, 2019

Bayside High School 

A school (thats so baddass beond comprehension.) - full of Redguard's in Virginia Beach, Virginia. I <3 Redguard's.
Yogie: Damn nigga, Bayside High School is just so baddass! Curlés: I know you lil hardcore mofo you!

Bayside High School, FL 

A shitty ass school In Palm Bay, FL that looks like a fucking prison. Known for their wrestling and swimming teams, everything else about the school sucks ass. Has a high population of niggers and spicks (like any other school in FL) Drugs, sex, and retards are the norm in this POS high school.
Bayside High School, FL:
Dude 1: Wanna go to a Bayside Game?
Dude 2: no id rather go to a WNBA game than watch Bayside football get spanked like a baby thats just been born.
Dude 1: Wanna get high behind Bayside?
Dude 2: SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR BATMAN!!!!!!!

Bayside High School 

The worst school in history except for XC/Track .!$
Gotta go to Bayside High School today ....to fuck your bitch .