Sweater Dicks

(Noun) A term coined by stoners to describe womens' breasts.

Stoner: *puts the bong down* "You've got some sick sweater dicks, man."
Girl: "Beat it, kid."

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Sweater Dick

Much like whiskey dick, but in this case it is when you lose your hard-on while railing some chick because she wont take her top off during sex.

I am tired of rocking on top of you with your shirt on. I have nothing to look at, you are giving me major sweater dick.

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Chick #1: "ugh i found out last night my boyfriend is uncircumsized."

Chick #2: "Oh, he has a sweater dick?"

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Man, all i'm going to wear is a dick sweater tonight, like the Red Hot Chili Peppers did.

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An over abundance of ungroomed pubic hair around the penis area.

Dude is that a Dick Sweater you have on your penis!

Dick Sweater by Dickuare December 9, 2017

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