Planter

The act of planning banter by doing something out of the ordinary in hopes of creating banter

"Wow that shirt looks rather large on you good sir"
"Oh yes, I accidentally bought a large one, and wore it for banterous purposes"
"Good planter my friend"

Planter by BanterousNinja February 26, 2015

planter

Old lingo dating from the 19th century to describe owners of plantations and slaveholders of large estates worked by slaves as southerners and planters were too lazy and retarded to do any such work. During the civil war planers and their extended family were known to cuckhold/cuck southern confederate soldiers and then they would bear there bastards while confederate barbarians were fighting to end america, freedom, and civilization on their behalf.

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planter by TheS August 11, 2022

planter

A collision in which the full force of the impact is taken by one's face.
An action that results in a face plant.

"Mop up that barf before someone slips and takes a planter!"

planter by leonAzul May 2, 2008

planter

someone who grows mad weed trees in their house. usually really expensive. they grow in their pools, basments, gardens, etc...

they make alot of money.
and shank people who steal their shit

stoner 1:im gonna steal that niggas haze

stoner 2: damn nigga dont do that he shank yo ass, he be a planter

planter by black lungs May 22, 2005

planter

a girl who roots lots of boys

"yeah that emma chick is a planter, she's rooted 12 boys this year"

planter by getyetodson September 19, 2017

Planter

Something that has incredible potential

"That is a planter idea!"
"He would be planter as a finance bro because he already is in a frat!"

Planter by dan694205963 February 15, 2021

Planter

To plan later or plan something at a later time. Invented by Wolf Hailey by combining the words plan and later.

I'll planter for that dinner we are supposed to have.
Let's planter for the amusement park .

Planter by Anonymous97493937 May 24, 2021