pornjacker

Anything - an image, movie, story, or experience - so stimulating that it replaces the very function of porn itself.

"So she shows her tits, right?"
"Anything, dude. It's a total pornjacker!"

pornjacker by scruffybird November 25, 2007

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Pornjacked

When you plan to do one thing, but end up surfing porn sites instead.

Guy 1: Hey why didn't Jake show up to the bar last night?

Guy 2: He probably got pornjacked.

Jake: Screw you guys, I went out on a date last night, thats why I wan't hanging with you losers at the bar.

Guy 1: A date? Year right. His ass got pornjacked alright.

Pornjacked by dsm1 June 27, 2012

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pornjack

1. To disguise a file as porn in order to get faster distribution on a p2p network.

2. To disguise porn as an innocuous file to "surprise" the viewer.

I was looking forward to watching asian race queen upskirt videos but got a "secrets of search engine marketing" book instead.

I thought I was going to be able to watch this week's episode of Lost that I wasn't able to record, but I got pornjacked.

pornjack by mrdog April 8, 2006