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extreme pervertion 

When some1 becomes extremely horny and perverted that it becomes a sport. An individual practicing this sport usually tends to brake things.
Mikes was practicing extreme pervertion while we were trying to clean up.

pervertible

A common household object that can be "perverted" for a sexual use, commonly for spanking. Examples include: hairbrush, spatula, bathbrush, carpet beater(rare, but painful!), belts, paddles (ping pong paddles, sorority/frat paddles), spoons, towels (wet towels), cutting boards, riding crop, ruler, etc.

Non-spanking pervertibles: baby oil,cooking oil, whipped cream, chocolate, lotion, hot wax, ice cubes, bandannas/handkerchiefs(blindfolds or gags), fruits/vegetables, gloves, nails, pins, needles, fire, feathers, etc.
His girlfriend was being saucy while they were fixing dinner, so he grabbed a spatula to use as a pervertible. Saucy girlfriend soon had sore behind, flushed face, and a wet pussy. Dessert took place in the bedroom. ; )

pervertified 

Sam perfertified the word graduated cylinder, by relating it to something else.
pervertified by jpatt February 23, 2005

PERVERTISM 

When someone is a pervert it is called pervertism!
Ew that's pervertism

Pervertigo

The condintion in which an absess amount of pornography is veiwed and/or extreme perversion is active for an extended period of time which results in symptoms such as dizzyness, loss of balance, and nausia.
Jacob M.:Dude, I was watching the Boy's Little League World Championship and got a serious case of pervertigo.

Logan H.: WTF?!? I knew you liked little boys but Jesus man you need help!!!
Pervertigo by SuRpRiSeBuTtSeKs March 27, 2011

pervertical 

pervertical (per vur tih kul) ADJECTIVE. To be like a pervert. To have something in common with a deviant mind. Being aligned with demented and dangerous ideas.
Neil- So I fired my degaussing cannon, which erased all her bank cards. She was stuck in the middle of Shitsville with no money and no way to get home. Know what I did next?

Tommy- You gave her a hundred bucks so she'd give you her phone number so she could pay you back. And maybe give you a gratitude fuck.

Neil- HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?

Tommy- We're pervertical.

Neil- Yeah, we kinda are.

Tommy- So, did you fuck her?

Neil- Nah, I want to sabotage her car and rescue her from a burning building first. Then she'll REALLY let me do all kinds of sick shit on her.

Tommy- You're such a romantic.
pervertical by Maxhole June 22, 2009