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adj. Resembling a scrotum, having the wrinkly properties of a scrotum; a person who is being rude or obnoxious
Dude, why are you being scrotal to me?
You look very scrotal today.
Scrotal by Borthycleeez July 20, 2010
Receiving oral sex while having your scrotum streched around your penis.
Give me a goddammed scrotal bitch.
scrotal by wvgun July 29, 2008
Hanging around where you're not wanted. A pesky hanger-on who won't take a hint and take the slip. Similar to a set of balls.
We've been trying to ditch this loser for hours, but he's as scrotal as they come.
scrotal by itsnotup2u June 8, 2007
adj; person who is an absolute choad(see choad).
See that guy over there in the sombrero? He is so fucking scrotal.
scrotal by Your mom February 19, 2004

Scrotal distancing 

Socially distancing yourself from work or other activities because you had a vasectomy.
I can't go to work today because I am practicing scrotal distancing.

Scrotal Recall 

An action film directed by Paul Furhaven, in which a large, imposing nutsack (Arnold Scrotumsagger) takes a 'vacation' from itself via an implanted memory. Trouble ensues when the big, hairy plum-pod can no longer distinguish between reality and illusion.
"Furhaven's violent, unwavering vision breathes much-needed fresh air into the stale Testicular Dystopia genre. Scrotal Recall is a triumph." -- Ballbag Film Comment, January 2008.
Scrotal Recall by Mr Marky January 8, 2009