slinkypink

1) A woman whose labia are streched beyond the point of recognition due to repeated pounding and/or double penetrations.
2) A woman who is "jacked up" below the belt.
3) Also known as "labia-lasagna"

I know that slinkypink has been around the block, I'm willing to bet it looks like roast beef down there.

slinkypink by Jarbob Reimtime March 26, 2006

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Stinkywinkle

A stinkywinkle is a type of jellyfish that likes to eat perrywinkles. During the summer months when Perrywinkles are abundant the Stinkywinkle can be found in large numbers close to shore. When hungry Stinkywinkles have been known to shoot up the bum hole in search of fresh Perrywinkles.

Warning - Stinkywinkle area. Wear tight swimming attire and wash yer bum well and before entering the water.

Stinkywinkle by pjuk January 3, 2010

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Stinkydink

A condition that makes the dick really smelly. Often the result of untreated infection or unwashed genitals after masturbation, urination, or excess sweating.

Dude, you really need to shower after work. You got a serious case of stinkydink and I can smell you from here.

Stinkydink by Theolax March 19, 2013