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trashsure - Any discarded object that is of dubious value could be either a piece of total crap or that missing "thing" that will finally make your life complete. To be a true trashsure, the object must be confusing as to its function or why someone would ever own the object and then throw it away in the first place.
Half Trash and Half Treasure.
e.g., Check out this hot pink plastic stuffed rhino-head, Shelley. Can you believe that someone threw this out. It's just the trashsure I need to complete my collection of ....
Trashsure by Jason Robert Bell March 4, 2006
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trashware 

Software installed on a computer that is considered to be junk, or of poor quality. This can include anything from games or software utilities to operating systems.
A few software titles considered to be trashware are: weatherbug, limewire, and the Macintosh OS.
trashware by J Fox December 10, 2008
A treasure that is or used to be someone else's trash; for instance a piano that was forsaken that has become a treasure to someone else is a trashure.
"I found a trashure on the side of the road."
Trashure by Lavie Vikernes September 13, 2017

trashluke 

trash Luke Is a funny person, might be crazy and really stupid sometimes, but it's a person you will never forget
P1: wow, trashluke is kinda stupid tho

P2: stfu he's funny af

P1: mk sorry

P2: ONOOOO TI BL HAHAHAHAHHA

trashturbate 

The act of masturbation to 'dumpster porn'.
I caught my friend trashturbating to the Playboy I threw out yesterday.

I never trashturbate, I use real porn.
trashturbate by Mr. Sneakers October 7, 2009

trashlorette 

Pre nuptial celebration hosted by an unmarried woman, usually accompanied by a group of her female friends all from similarly low social economic backgrounds. Dress code is usually unflattering pink attire which shows off most of the wearers unkept physique. The group will usually partake in a wide range of shameless activities including but not limited to : getting intoxicated to a near-coma state in public areas, attending a chippendale performance and playing games with artefacts inspired by the male genitalia.
Isn't Caisey getting married next month? Yes they went to Magaluf this weekend for her trashlorette party.
trashlorette by lilShakespeare September 4, 2018

trashcore 

A subgenre of heavy metal where in the musician(s) ATTEMPT to be offensive, provocative, and outright unpleasant for the sake of shock value, only for said attempts to fail miserably, resulting in said band looking like idiots in the process.
Did you hear about that trashcore band coming to town?
trashcore by A Cup of Shirt January 22, 2021