trashsure - Any discarded object that is of dubious value could be either a piece of total crap or that missing "thing" that will finally make your life complete. To be a true trashsure, the object must be confusing as to its function or why someone would ever own the object and then throw it away in the first place.
Half Trash and Half Treasure.
Half Trash and Half Treasure.
e.g., Check out this hot pink plastic stuffed rhino-head, Shelley. Can you believe that someone threw this out. It's just the trashsure I need to complete my collection of ....
by Jason Robert Bell March 4, 2006
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A treasure that is or used to be someone else's trash; for instance a piano that was forsaken that has become a treasure to someone else is a trashure.
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P1: wow, trashluke is kinda stupid tho
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P2: stfu he's funny af
P1: mk sorry
P2: ONOOOO TI BL HAHAHAHAHHA
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I caught my friend trashturbating to the Playboy I threw out yesterday.
I never trashturbate, I use real porn.
I never trashturbate, I use real porn.
by Mr. Sneakers October 7, 2009
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Isn't Caisey getting married next month? Yes they went to Magaluf this weekend for her trashlorette party.
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