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pornophile 

"Hey Janet, could we move the sales meeting to the conference room? The pornophile across from my office is watching a three-way on his widescreen."

"It's nine thirty in the morning."

"It's porno, Janet, not gin."
pornophile by Harris Bergstein December 19, 2006

Hornophobe 

Someone who has an uncontrollable fear of sexual situations ie a person that suffers from hornophobia. Hornophobes can be male or female, but most are female.
Bob: Wow that girl has has a really nice ass.
Jake: Yeah, I love it when they're nice and round like that but their still tight. She must workout often.
Rochelle: Oh my god! Did you just say something perverted again? Shut up SHUT UP! That is way too much info omg shut up!
Bob: . . . . ?
Jake: Don't be such a hornophobe. There's nothing wrong about sexual feelings. Just ignore her Bob, it's natural.
Rochelle: You guys like premarital sex, you're fucking sick! Why can't you just repress yourself like everyone else?
Bob: "To thine own self be true!"
Hornophobe by Urban Hitchhiker September 25, 2005

Pornophobia 

Dude my fucking girl is scared of my saturday night schedule, she has Pornophobia.
Pornophobia by MoFo94 February 19, 2010

penophobe 

Person who is afraid of penises.

Also used to describe partner who is frigid or won't let you get to fourth base.
I havent had any sex for weeks, my girlfriends such a penophobe!
penophobe by Nemmie February 15, 2008

pornphones 

headphones on your desk that you use primarily for watching porn even though you claim that they're there for listening to music.
A: Why do you have headphones by your home computer?
B: sometimes I like listening to music while I work.
A: Yeah, but you have speakers and you live alone. Seems to me like they're your pornphones.
B: I don't watch porn.
A: Bullshit, and your pornphones are exhibit A.
pornphones by theinfamoushw January 10, 2010

Hornophobe 

One who suffers from Hornophobia. See also Hornophobia, Hornophobic
"What's up with Leila?"
"Oh, she's just a hornophobe"
Hornophobe by Demoteus September 24, 2005