Ex.2:
Bro 1:"Dude I was totally this chick's Birthday present last night. She showed up to her birthday party wasted and she wasn't even hot. I tried to sneak out in the morning and she caught me. I told her that I left her a note on her pillow and while she turned to look, I ran. Did I mention she wasn't even hot?"
Bro 2:"Dude, quit your hobraggin, seriously, just stop."