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Fizzle Fucked

When things or situations get messed up with no logical explanation or understanding. Different from a "Cluster Fuck", a situation that is Fizzle Fucked just makes no God damn sense.
For example, when your phone charger works only half the time and never when you really need it the most. You stand there bending the cord back and forth and shaking it like you are trying to raise the dead. Suddenly someone walks by and says, "Son, looks like your charger is Fizzle Fucked."
Fizzle Fucked by Seahawks1300 January 29, 2017
Related Words

Jizzle Fizzle 

When you've reached the peak of being jizzmatic and now considered a legend amongst those who are uncool.
1. I wish I was funky like a jizzle fizzle funk.

2. This crowd sucks! Let's hit them with some jizzle fizzle funk.

fizzle fart 

It's very similar to a shart only it makes a very distinct noise. The sound is like wind hitting plastic.
Jenn Royster eats a variety of different beans. An hour later she gets the fizzle farts.
fizzle fart by ajtheamazing May 13, 2008

frizzley 

a word used to describe someone who is stressed, flipping out, or generally going crazy..
Wow. Vanessa seems really frizzley. Maybe it has something to do with that surprise history test today. . .?
frizzley by dabners!! March 12, 2008

Raidin' the frizzle 

1. Runnin' up in yo friend's place and grabbin some delicious treats out of the frizzle.
Hey, yestaday I ran up into Jaspo's and raided his frizzle. THAT ISHT was DELICIOUS!
Raidin' the frizzle by Jaspo February 23, 2004

Miami Fizzler 

When a girl is giving a blow job, she puts pop rocks in her mouth to cause a fizzling sensation...Miami Fizzler
Miami Fizzler by magic man93 November 21, 2009