fuckquatch 

A person who has sex, then instead of leaving through the front door, leaves through the back only to walk through the brush, trees and wilderness behind the house never to be seen again. Typically done after getting caught, or about to get caught having sex, or an orgy. Usually they are in such a rush to get the hell out of there, they put on whatever clothes they can just so they have something to wear.

There he goes sweetie. There goes fuckquatch, through the underbrush. Look at that, a rare sighting of that cryptozoological marvel. Honey get your camera and take a blurry picture of fuckquatch. Oh fuckquatch, what secrets do you hide?

fuckquatch by jwka2001 May 29, 2010

Fucksquatch 

A zoological marvel as made famous by Patton Oswalt in his 2009 comedy album "My Weakness is Strong." Fucksquatch is known to participate in orgies advertised on Craigslist, that is until someone crashes the "party." From then, Fucksquatch will quickly throw on whatever articles of clothing are near him, regardless of ownership (or gender), and then exit the locale of the event, disregarding any thought of his surroundings and even going as far as to slip away into a heavily wooded area, never to be seen again...that is until next Saturday, which everyone knows is fuck night.

My wife and I were touring an open house when we walked in on an orgy. All of a sudden a strange, blurry creature wearing women's clothing took off out of the house into a heavily wooded area. I think it was Fucksquatch, but I can't be certain.

Fucksquatch by J. Pink January 27, 2010

Fucksquatch 

Adjective:

Term is used to describe individuals with a dubiously active sex-life. Often an individual may mention their frequent hooking up with a significant variety of people, but just the wrong amount of evidence exists to the nature of said hookups (be said evidence a text or dating application conversation)

"I fucked Nikki from the Pub last night."

"any proof?"

"No."
"Get outta here Fucksquatch!"

Fucksquatch by LooperPooper November 27, 2016

fuckbutch 

1. An interjection expressing frustration. Rhymes with "luck much." See also shitbitch.
2. A personal insult suggesting sodomy. See also dickshit, buttfuck.

1. Fuckbutch! I just wasted a whole day downloading porn.
2. Dubya, you stupid fuckbutch -- what will it take to get you deposed?

fuckbutch by petitbourgeois March 14, 2007

fucksquatcho 

n.
1) A fugly sasquatch-like person.
2) A term of endearment, simlar to homey.
3) What you call a person when you have no idea what else to call them.

Mark is a fucksquatcho.

fucksquatcho by Anonymous March 21, 2003

Fuckpatch 

A poorly repaired pothole that is either uneven or has quickly reopened.

Driving down the road with friends, when suddenly BAM!! and everyone is shook. "Well, that was a nice Fuckpatch!"

Fuckpatch by Thomas Burr January 17, 2008

fucktatch 

Derived from fuck, it is used usually as an explative in and of itself, with no other words in context.

so hows it goin? Fucktatch
FUCKTATCH

fucktatch by Silpheed May 5, 2004