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cumgargoyle 

Coined circa 2005 by Peter "scat" Erwin, cumgargoyle loosely refers to a promiscuous, and usually, not particularly attrative woman (see gunt) who, in a failed attempt to satisfy her semen releasing companion (beastiality not excluded), chokes on the aformentioned semen and spits it out, gargoyle style.
"Janet is a real cumgargoyle."
(Peter Erwin 2008)
cumgargoyle by farha1 January 12, 2009
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cumgargoyle 

A girl who puts out easily, and in 5 minutes chokes on your jizz and spits it back similarly to a gargoyle spitting water.
Janet is a real cumgargoyle.
cumgargoyle by Petey the thug January 12, 2009

cigargoyle 

Good thing that cigargoyle is made of stone or it might get lung cancer.
cigargoyle by Robopoet February 19, 2006

cumgargle 

To force exhaled air through semen held in the back of the mouth, with the head tilted back, in order to clear the mouth or throat after performing oral sex on a male.
After she sucked me off, i told her to cumgargle and hum the song "when the saints go marching in" at the same time.
cumgargle by justin koehler December 23, 2003

CumGargoyleStyle 

The act of ejaculating so hard your body becomes stiff.
That stingray coochie always makes me CumGargoyleStyle.
CumGargoyleStyle by R0TTING CORPSE October 26, 2011

cumgarggler 

Usually referred to as a women. It's usually a female who sleeps around often and is considered a major whore or extreme white trash.
That stupid cumgarggler slept with my uncle and than gave my daddy blue balls!
cumgarggler by Sarah January 3, 2004