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broskeet 

the accidental jizz that results when a bromance goes too far
our bro bonding got so intensely awesome yesterday that i had a broskeet
broskeet by rdb333 November 25, 2009
A male friend that's more like a brother to you

Or a cool way of saying brother
Man Justin your my broskee for life
Broskee by Ari.Babes June 5, 2016
Broskees are guys who aren't just a crew but more like a family. Broskees will do anything for their broskee except anything homosexual (broskees are straight).

Broskees do everything together. Broskees hit the gym, wavepool and mall together. When people see one broskee they should get the feeling that other broskees are near.

Broskee is the highest rank of friend you can have. Even surpassing the girl friend.

Broskees never steal a girl from another broskee.

Any broskee hooking up with a girl, that another broskee has already been with, is frowned upon (no girl gets with more than one of the broskees)
Hot Girl: Hey what are you doing today?
Kevin: Hitting up the wave pool after I go to the gym
Hot Girl: Who are you going with?
Kevin: Obviously I'm going with my broskees, but you should come too
Hot Girl: Okay I'll be there ;)

Kevin: Hey Tyler, you gotta come to this party with me, trevor and brian
Tyler: Dude I cant, alyssa is making me eat dinner with her
Kevin: Broskees or alyssa?
Tyler: True, i can't leave the broskees behind
Broskee by KewLy August 7, 2011

brosketeer 

A broski that belongs to a smaller group of broskis within broskidom usually consisting of 3 broskis
broski 1: yo whats up
broski 2: nothin just chilling with my brosketeers

broski 1: same
brosketeer by broskiman June 28, 2010

Brosketti 

A group of youtubers who aim to make everyone laugh through a median of ironic humor
Have you watched the new Brosketti video?
Brosketti by Brosketti? August 25, 2021

Brosketball 

An all out full contact game of mini basketball commonly played in a small hallway or room with a bunch of bros. The objective is to plow your way to the basket in an attempt to "slam it home". There are no rules and games are played to 5. To become a preeminent player you must play with heart and a hankering for winning.
-I'll beat you in anything breh.
-You can't beat me in a game of Brosketball, I'm too good.
Brosketball by sjfcWard4 March 4, 2011