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blowtard 

Hybridized term for a person who is a blowhard but who is lacking the intelligence to back it up.
Unfortunately that blowtard never stops talking.
blowtard by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2019

Blowlapse 

Giving a blow-job to a prolapsed colon.
Suzy came over on Tuesday and gave me a good Blowlapse.Also known as a Camden Candy Apple.
Blowlapse by McBoneyard January 24, 2011

Blowapalooza

Popular event in which usually four or more females are paid to give head to dozens of men sequentially.

The client pays a fee to dispense as much semen as they want into these girls in a two hour period. The receptacles may be receiving secretions, for six to eight hours as the mongers rotate through the Hookers.

Differs and is often confused with gang bang. Blowapalooza involves a streetwalker blowing one person at a time while gang bang is more than one person having sex with a female at the same time.
Everybody did Sarita at the Blowapalooza?

She’s one of the Blowapalooza girls.
Blowapalooza by SuraScent June 7, 2007
Timmy was having a horrible night until it ended with a blowcap from Tammy.
blowcap by Mike Hawkizlarge August 14, 2010

Blowtard 

n. A person who is less intelligent than the average retard, but is smarter than the average fucktard.
Intelligent People > Average People > Retards > Blowtards > Fucktards.
Blowtard by anarkism April 10, 2010

blowtask 

a blowjob lasting less than thirty seconds, not long enough to be considered a full job, merely a short task
Mark was hoping for the full thing, but Lindsey only ended up giving him a blowtask after she got really bored right away.
blowtask by moreplease February 7, 2010