Power J 

Jerking off with so much power, you can orgasm in under 5 strokes.

Man, I really need to relieve some stress, but I don't have much time. Maybe I should just go in the bathroom and Power J.

Power J by dtarock85 January 27, 2009

J.D. Power Award 

Participation trophies car companies say they have so their car sounds good (when in reality they're extremely easy to get)

Car Company: "We have a J.D. power award!"
Person: Aren't those extremely easy to get and you can even pay for them?

J.D. Power Award by DylanPaterson October 21, 2020

J.D.H. Power & Associates 

Refers to the heavy-handed authority and control that Boss Hogg strives to maintain over Hazzard County, assisted by his assorted henchmen such as Sheriff Roscoe and his deputies.

Hazzard County has some of the lowest crime-rates (aside from those confounded DUKE BOYS and that ORANGE CLUNKUH CAH of theirs!) in the state, according to J.D.H. Power & Associates.

J.D.H. Power & Associates by QuacksO September 7, 2018

Power Jam 

Making love to someone from behind in a car standing in the back seat while they are kneeling on the center console. The ‘giver’ makes noises like a car engine.

I like to power jam in the back seat of my Mazda RX while playing some LL Cool J.

Power Jam by Jrue M April 18, 2020

Power Jack 

When a person uses two hands to get a male to climax as fast as possible.

Sally has the best hands for a Power Jack. Last night her delicate and smooth hands made me cum so fast I couldn't even make it a whole minute.

Power Jack by Damon K. September 28, 2021

power job 

When you finger, eat out, and fuck someone all within 30 minutes

Ed: Hey bro did you score with Alea last night?
Adam: Hell yeah bro I gave her a power job! She couldn't even drive home!

power job by Chode Scrotum June 9, 2017

Captain Morgan Power Jack 

The act of placing one's leg up in a way so as to mirror the pose of the 17th-century Welsh privateer of the Caribbean, Sir Henry Morgan while masturbating, without pants, or otherwise miming masturbatory motions as a flex.

"After no-scoping a n00b, they turned to their opponent and did an el cap power jack (Captain Morgan Power Jack) to celebrate the achievement. It was completely uncalled for. "

Captain Morgan Power Jack by El Cappy "Power Jack" Morgan January 16, 2021