Hamback 

When one partakes in crazy Friday at any Potbelly Sandwich Shop location, beware of the feverish hunchback figure who seemingly has a ham placed under his/her shirt. It is only seen on crazy Fridays, most recently at the Saline-Eisenhower location. Also called the Hunchback of Notre Potbelly.

Oh no! It's the return of the hamback! OOOOOH OOOOOH!

Hamback by Kitty O_o September 17, 2011

Hamback 

A Hamback is a person who, under the influence of alcohol, rolls around in a grassy knoll or pasture on top of deli ham (regardless of whether or not the ham is expired). Occasionally, this can be performed topless and upon standing up, the ham is then stuck on the person’s back for an undetermined amount of time afterward.

“Did you see what <person> did last night? She got Hambacked.”

“Ow, my Hamback is so itchy from the grassy knoll I was rolling in.”

“The bag was so heavy, I had to put it on my Hamback for the remainder of the trip.”

“My water shoes were on so tight, they were Hambacked to my skin.”

Hamback by LilBabyFranklin August 10, 2021

Hampacket 

Slang for a woman's vagina.

Todd: I totally mashed Sarah's Hampacket last night!
Rod: Ew.

Hampacket by <yournamehere> March 10, 2009

hambackled 

The state of being tore-back to the point of complete and sincere enebriation.

Juliet is always hambackled after 3p.m.

hambackled by August Westibule May 20, 2006

Hamjacking 

Tearing it up.
Kind of sexual but not really.
Pretty much just owning at whatever is happening.

or

The stealing of one's Ham or Ham product

or

Nagging.
Getting on someone's case.
Fucking Up

or

Doing something good; helping. Might sound sexual.

Yo dude, I totally just hamjacked at croquet yesterday.

Bro, that crazy ass bitch just hamjacked my fucking bacon!

Stop hamjacking me bitch!

Yesterday, after the party man, Lauren hamjacked me all the way home.

Hamjacking by Iknowhowtohamjack July 22, 2012

hambucks 

money spent for the accumulation of beefcurtains

Grant wanted to cork some cooch, but he was all out of hambucks with no ATM in sight.

hambucks by CrazyLarry May 8, 2003

Hambacking 

Something higher than hacking, also could be hacking by multi ways at the same time; example by doing ddos attack in the middle of a middle attack with reverse engineering.

I wanna take revenge from my manager, hambacking is the solution.
Hambcking is really hard, I have been learning it for 5 years and still not a pro.

Hambacking by HambackerJoo August 16, 2020