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ciatch monkey 

An asshole who just perpetrated an extreme act of douchbagness
Jesse: Dustin how could you fuck my extremely hot mom? You are a fucking ciatch monkey!
ciatch monkey by Yukzoo December 20, 2008

catching wood 

She was too hot for him; when he saw her cleavage he was already catching wood.
catching wood by coldheart7 October 9, 2009

let me catch my son

The phrase created by Anthony owner of the youtube channel Birdman and the phrase is typically used when you are just disgusted by a certain despicable act.
Let me catch my son eating period blood pancakes on Saturday morning for breakfast

Bone catcher 

An extremely sexually active woman who also enjoys sexual variety.
Jenna banged three different guys at the party last night. She's a real bone catcher when she gets drunk!
Bone catcher by Chad Apollo September 27, 2017

Catch and Sniff 

A play on the phrase "Scratch and Sniff" Smelling your own fart by cupping the air around your butt with your hand, after farting, and bringing it to your nose.
I hope my farts don't smell too bad ... I'm going to have to "Catch and Sniff", to make sure, because I have a hot date tonight.
Catch and Sniff by Spiced Boogaloo January 23, 2012

Catch-42 

A catch-42 means to think the unthinkable, make the impossible possible, or turn a seemingly hopeless or paradoxical situation into a solvable problem. The result is a groundbreaking realization that takes us beyond our imagination and fundamentally changes our way of life and view of the universe.
Newton’s law of universal gravitation or Einstein’s theory of relativity are prime examples of catch-42s.

This morning I woke up and had catch-42. Now I know how to make a Quantum Computer work.
Catch-42 by Felipedia December 17, 2020