Moonken 

Mid-class american, IQ lower than 90, firearms lover, Ugly physique and annoying voice.

Her: Hey, remember that time when I was so drunk.

Moonken: Oh hell yeah I remember I was there doing nothing and you came and spoke to me I was like hi how u doin r u drunk wanna play videogames with guns, i have a 44. magnum at home my uncles wont let me touch it hey how is your cousin doing is he drunk too eheh ...

Me: I told you not to speak with Moonken.

Moonken by MoonkenFanClub August 13, 2012

Moonkin 

1. A creature with the head and feathers of an owl, antlers like a deer, and the body of a bear which is capable of walking upright and is classified as a humanoid in the MMORPG, "World of Warcraft."

2. Any druid in "World of Warcraft" that is capable of transforming into a Moonkin for the purpose of casting offensive spells. In raids such druids are often grouped with mages, priests, and warlocks to give them an additional 5% spell critical strike rating.

We had a priest healing with a mage and a moonkin competing for most damage done.

Moonkin by Malazoth November 6, 2007

mookentooken

mookentooken is a very nice man and will NOT scam you, he is the brother of amazingphil and is the superior brother. again, he will not scam you i swear.

person 1: mookentooken is a very nice man
person 2: i agree he is a very cool dude

mookentooken by tookenmooken June 9, 2020

moonmen 

Refers to all carbon life forms in the cosmos.

Eg. Humans.... Non carbon life force sees moonmen as a threat to existence

moonmen by WeAreMany January 9, 2019

Moonking 

Expelling air/gas from the tip of your penis to cause a sound

Carl, stop walking so fast... every time you take a step, it sounds like you are moonking.

Moonking by Survivalratezero February 9, 2021

mookentooken

when random squirrels jump up and down in a parade to celebrate thanks giving mixed with quanzonikaistmas. (all the holidays into 1) the squirrels enjoy getting drunk and mate with purple goats. this only happens once every 1000 years.

a chinese man tried to mate with the squirrels and unfortunately was never seen again, all that was found was his glasses and a condom.

I got so drunk i had to celebrate mookentooken with my grandma, it was worse then cutting off my forskin and using it as floss. :S

mookentooken by blofnwdfjwdgienwgoetjger January 3, 2011

moonkey 

A moonkey is a monkey specialy bread on the dark side of the moon who has lazer beems and night vision. They can also fly and speak 13 diff languages including 4 diff types of english. They are telepathic

"like thats a totaly awsom MOONKEY u got there he just like choped that dutchmans head off with his lazer beem"

moonkey by anonomous August 28, 2003